So.. I have some lyrics that popped into my head while I was driving. Best performed a capella, with deep feeling.

I’d make a video to go with this but wait what the hell am I thinking I have no spare time. One day I’ll be independently wealthy and I will do silly things all day! (And donate a lot to charity)

Amazing grease…
How sweet the sound
That fries two eggs like these!

Melt on some cheese
And lay them down
On toast, with hot sauce, please…

(to the tune of Amazing Grace, of course)